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xnighttimesky:

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance 

this is my favourite i consider myself a professional.

and then you die in a swimming pool

psychara:

horror-movie-confessions:

“Am I the only one who likes American Horror Story: Asylum? It seems like half the fandom hates this season and I don’t know why.”

^^^^^^

psychara:

horror-movie-confessions:

Am I the only one who likes American Horror Story: Asylum? It seems like half the fandom hates this season and I don’t know why.”

^^^^^^

Serious question: is it okay to dislike Christians in general? Missionaries have a history of doing so much fucked up shit like that white guy in Kenya, old white christians are almost exclusively homophobic, the bible is racist and misogynistic, the KKK and westboro baptist church are christian founded etc.. (I'm religious btw, just not Christian)
Anonymous

whitepeoplestealingculture:

The Bible isn’t racist. It’s completely old-fashioned IMO and many people take scriptures and turn them into something completely opposite of what they mean. 

Do not dislike Christianity, but dislike the missionaries and the people that make the religion seem evil like the KKK and WBC. Those are the people that are not Christians because they do not follow the faith of a Christian. 

- Jess

wocgettalkin:

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

musli

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   

So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

emojinalgirl:

I keep thinking about this tweet

emojinalgirl:

I keep thinking about this tweet

ah wow, loads of people I follow have reblogged your ask to Matt, that's so lovely uwu
dagonforpresident

Really? That’s pretty cool. I wonder if it’s because they can relate.

Hey Matt, this isn't a question, but I've been watching Two Best Friends since the first season on Machinima, and I really love the work you guys put into your videos. Watching you guys play games helped me through rough patches that I have to deal with because of depression and anxiety. You guys prove that laughter really is the best medicine. I felt like I had to share this, keep up the awesome work!
in-darkness-find-bliss

realestmatt:

That’s always the most rewarding thing to hear, it really is. I’m genuinely really touched when people tell me something along those lines, and happy you can find so much joy in us just paling around. As long as you keep watching, we’ll keep making! Hugs!

Thank you. *hugs back*

Tmi Tuesday: are you still with your significant other?
Anonymous

nextyearsgirl:

mr-cappadocia:

nextyearsgirl:

mr-cappadocia:

nextyearsgirl:

mr-cappadocia:

nextyearsgirl:

mr-cappadocia:

nextyearsgirl:

Yes, we live together

Fun fact: I’ll wager you’ve talked with him at length about your reproductive rights but you have never ever given a second thought about his.

Look at this fucking creepy reblogging asks I received a year ago.

OH MY GOD… YOU’RE LIKE WEORDONG ME OUT BECUZ UR SO CREEPY REBLOGGING MY ASKS FRUM LIKE A YEER AGO!!!

Oh fuck off you hate driven sack of shit. Of course anyone that points out that you’re a hypocritical fuck is whatever bullshit insult you can come up with. Back on the real world you intentionally ignored what I said because you’re weak…

And worst of all I’m right. You spewed your shit about how terribly important YOUR reproductive rights were while never once acknowledging the fact that he’s never had any to begin with.

So go fuck yourself you self righteous fucking plebe.

This is amazing. It’s Christmas in July.

I wonder if your followers have the same intellectual disconnect you do. I wonder if they’re just as dishonest.

If they’re feminists? I’m going with yeah.

Only a feminist would respond to “You refused to acknowledge your own partners lack of fundamental human rights” with a nonanswer. Because only a feminist would be completely indifferent.

You certainly have a lot of feelings about a four word declarative sentence, sir, and you know what? I think that’s great.

And you’re going to endlessly deflect from the point that you do not believe a specific segment of the population should have reproductive rights.

Because that’s what people like you do. People that hate and dehumanize, and sneer, and all the rest.

Because let’s be honest… you just don’t view men as human beings. I opened up by guessing that you didn’t. And your unwillingness to come right out and admit it shows, if nothing else, you know that you’re wrong. But because you’re a hateful fuck you can’t reconcile the two.

So instead you’ll just give non-answers all day long.

If you guys were wondering what I meant when I was talking about “Supremacists” it’s this kind of person. She knows she doesn’t view men as human, doesn’t believe they deserve human rights, and she knows it’s wrong.

But that doesn’t matter to her. You’ll find every form of Supremacist follows that same basic formula. The only difference is the degree of denial they’re in about it.

Chill.

Oh, he must be feeling sooo oppressed. I wonder what that must feel like?
*sarcasm*

nextyearsgirl:

Ladies, today’s lesson in #femalesupremacy: please note how absolutely fucking insane it makes men when you refuse to entertain their testerical bullshit or engage with them on the level they feel entitled to simply by making you aware of their existence. Harness the power of their rage brought on by your indifference; it’s a perpetual motion machine.

gayindustrialcomplex:

What is this and how can i never see it again

Long hair suits him